sylviaplathcookbook:

abbyjean:

some seriously astounding Drug Enforcement Administration patches. (World’s Best Ever)

that btm-left one is me

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satires said: YO WHY IS YOUR BAJA BLAST COLOURED DRAGON NAMED SANGRITA BLAST. THERE IS NOT ONE SPECK OF SANGRITA COLOUR ON THAT DRAGON U LITTLE SHIT

baratears:

satires:

baratears:

CAUSE HER MOM WAS NAMED BAJA BLAST AND SANGRITA BLAST IS THE OTHER TACO BELL MOUNTAIN DEW FLAVOR FUCK OFF WHY ARE ALL YOUR PASTA DRAGONS NOT PASTA COLORED HUH THERE IS NOT A SPECK OF TOMATO ON THOSE ASSHOLES

oh my god i forgot i was supposed to be naming all my dragons after pasta………………………………… oh my god i fucked up super bad

also u know how i feel about tomatoes and if you think pasta needs tomatoes youre a sad little man

alfredo isnt blue

yes he is

satires said: YO WHY IS YOUR BAJA BLAST COLOURED DRAGON NAMED SANGRITA BLAST. THERE IS NOT ONE SPECK OF SANGRITA COLOUR ON THAT DRAGON U LITTLE SHIT

baratears:

CAUSE HER MOM WAS NAMED BAJA BLAST AND SANGRITA BLAST IS THE OTHER TACO BELL MOUNTAIN DEW FLAVOR FUCK OFF WHY ARE ALL YOUR PASTA DRAGONS NOT PASTA COLORED HUH THERE IS NOT A SPECK OF TOMATO ON THOSE ASSHOLES

oh my god i forgot i was supposed to be naming all my dragons after pasta………………………………… oh my god i fucked up super bad

also u know how i feel about tomatoes and if you think pasta needs tomatoes youre a sad little man


nanoochka:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

metal

neilnevins:

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wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

unicodesnowman:

you:

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me:

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maruti-bitamin:

a path


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